Autobiography of Me

Chapter 1

I was walking down the street - there was a big hole in the sidewalk. 
I fell in.  
It wasn't my fault, and it took me a long time to get out of it.

Chapter 2

I was walking down the street - there was a big hole in the sidewalk. 
I tried to avoid it but I fell in.  
It wasn't my fault.  It took me a long time to get out of it.

Chapter 3

I was walking down the street - I saw the big hole in the sidewalk. 
I fell in it anyway.  
It was my fault, but by now I knew how to get out of it quickly.

Chapter 4

I was walking down the street.  I saw the big hole in the sidewalk.  
I carefully walked around it.

Chapter 5

I chose a different street.